Just a totally random, interesting day today! I don't know why but I decided to do random things today that I don't normally do. Ever have one of those days? I'm warning you that everything you are about to read is prolly a little wacky. But I'm just feeling so incredibly wacky right now. Ever had one of those moments? You just have to get used to them in my life and then as Meg Ryan would say,..."Swim in them until your fingers get all pruny."
So for starters, I woke up, walked out into the living room, stepped on a Lego (screamed cause it about killed my foot) and then furiously grabbed Riley's Lego bucket to hurl her random Lego pieces in it. THAT'S when I saw the dirt/scum...whatever you want to call it...on the bottom of the Lego bucket. So I was like, "Um...gross? When has this thing been cleaned?" The next thing you know, I'm thinking, "When is the last time ANY of her toys have been cleaned?" I mean, I suppose it depends on your personality type. You could totally go from one extreme to the other here. You could be to the far right, a complete narotic washing toys every single day (kill me now) OR you could go to the far left and NEVER clean your toys (ahem...not admitting this). Sooooo, I decided that I should PROLLY fall somewhere in the middle and clean Riley's toys. Does this mean I cleaned them ALL today? Heh-heh....no. I just cleaned SOME of them. But I do have this as a small goal in my head now and will invest in some sort of Clorox wipe...or maybe...maybe get a bucket and sponge out. But who wants to do the old fashioned water/soap thing when you have wonderful, fantastic, and EASY Clorox wipes?!! Can I just PU-LEAZE say here that I LOVE Clorox wipes? Bob, if you're reading this, you can just fill my stocking next year with Clorox wipes. Every mother's DREAM!
Okay, so onto my next weird thing. I decided to make sausage cheese balls. SUCH a random thing that doesn't go with ANY meal and I have NO party, event or anything coming up. So why make these? And why make these today? I don't know. I really don't. They just sounded interesting and I guess they had my curiosity peaked. So when I went to the grocery store, the butcher guy actually cut me exactly 1 pound of sausage for these bad boys...exactly! He was really helpful and I didn't have to pay a penny over for extra sausage that would sit around and I'd stare at daily in the frig. Let me just tell you that these things were AMAZING! Yum! Bob was gonna eat a steak for dinner tonight and would you believe he actually didn't touch the steak cause he was so stoked about the sausage/cheese balls? He ate those for dinner alone...with ketchup I might add. Bob says everything tastes better with ketchup. On a side note here, doesn't that sound like the title of a really good book?..."Everything Tastes Better with Ketchup?" And then the subject could be some random, totally off the wall thing that had nothing to do with ketchup? :-) I'm in SUCH a funk tonight, let me tell you.
Then I read this thing while Riley was sleeping about having a deep soul-like satisfaction. Not like, satifaction that comes from the latest outfit, the coolest gadget, the next best movie/dvd, the yummiest meal, a fun-filled event, etc. It was talking about a satisfaction which I'm working on. You'll have to ask me about this one to find out more ;-)
Next, I, well we (ahem...Bob), killed a HUGE spider in the kitchen. That was amazing and freakishly scary. That is the 3rd piece of NASTINESS-YUCK-VOMIT that we have found in our house in the last 2 days! It goes something like...roach, palmetto bug (BIG roach) and now spider. We cancelled Terminix 2 years ago and NOW they (the vermin) are starting to move in! I think they've figured out it's "safe" or something. Only the occassional phone book comes around knocking out their 6th stepsister on their mom's side so they have no fear anymore! I saw the neighbors the other day that used to live behind us and she told me that she used to have a constant roach problem in that house. Well hello, they lived RIGHT behind us! So now since there is no food in the house behind us, they are encroaching on us! I hate that word "encroaching." I mean, for goodness sakes, it has the word ROACH in it! Yuck! Just thinking about it right now gives me the eebee-jeebees! (shudder-shudder)
Oh yeah, I decided to get the mail today (not out of the ordinary) by taking the entire family with me in the wagon! It was hillarious :-) Elmo did NOT last in the wagon though so he got out. We also happened to get a HUGE box from Poppy and Mimi so Riley looked hillarious all bunkered down with an enormous box. I barely saw her head as I turned to periodically check to see that she was still IN the wagon. I know...weird but you never know! Maybe she could bounce out or something? I dunno.
Lastly, I just met my neighbor Marianne in the middle of the cul-de-sac at like 9pm for some cinammon/sugar bisquit twists. 2 things here...I LOVE friendly neighbors (Marianne is SO SWEET) and I LOVE bisquit twists. If you don't have a friendly baking buddy neighbor, you have to find one! I told you I made these sausage/cheese bisquits so when she called to say, "I've got these things fresh out of the oven!",...I responded with, "Mine are about 3 hours out of the oven but yay! Let's exchange bisquits!" How funny sounding..."Let's exchange bisquits." Wouldn't that be totally random and fun to have a bisquit party? Have everyone bring some exotic bisquits or something? Or you could CALL it, "Let's Exchange Bisquits" but have the party be about something else entirely.
Did I mention I think the thing in our wall died? I haven't heard it in these last couple of weeks. Either that or he/it is hibernating for the winter. I'll keep ya posted.
Well I'm off to study/prepare/freak out some more about my class that I'm teaching tomorrow night. It's from 6-8:45pm and I'm SOOOO nervous! I've never taught adults before so we'll see how it goes. My first instinct was, "Okay I'll make little folders with all the handouts in them and tape a piece of chocolate to each folder." And then when I told my new boss this, she laughed and said, "Erica they are adults. You don't have to do that. Just lay the handouts by the door." I thought that would be rather boring BUT I am listening except I did add a small flare...the chocolates will be in a small basket BY the door ;-) I'm sure that I will either be so nervous that I will talk up a storm tomorrow night OR I will be so sick to my stomach that I won't talk hardly at all. I'm sure it will be the first though. The latter rarely happens thank goodness. And of course, in my class, bathroom breaks will be ABUNDANT, ha-ha :-) I'll let you know how it goes. For now, I'm off to study-study-study and prepare some more! Wish me luck! May be no blog tomorrow until Wednesday because I'll be too busy pacing the house and having deep conversations with the dog and Riley where I try to validate myself as an adult education teacher (that they won't understand).
Sorry this blog was so weird! I'm in SUCH a freakishly WEIRD mood tonight! But seeing as I have few blog followers and maybe even fewer after this post, I figure I only have a few to scare with my insane thoughts :-)
Okey dokey, have a happy day! (I seriously need to come up with a cooler sign off sentence than THAT, ha-ha)